the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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