my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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