so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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