Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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