Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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