you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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