Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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