So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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