weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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