i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Found the puke drawer
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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