in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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