I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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