what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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