we're blogging at a bar
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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