Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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