Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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