Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he puts the penis in happiness.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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