Dual....:-)
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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