what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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