i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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