Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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