Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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