Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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