i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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