How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
