I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's blow job season.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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