I feel like abortions should bother me more
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You ruined the universe
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