i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
