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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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