i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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