why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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