How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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