Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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