Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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