I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
