he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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