I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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