But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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