We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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