fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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