you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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