Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize