I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
