Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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