i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
