Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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