giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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