i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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