After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
