So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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