never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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