fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
