small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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