Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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