Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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