I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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