I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize
