I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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